reasons why band bothers me

so
naturally
im in band
what else would you expect from a badass like me.
but sometimes it really gets on my nerves.

reason one high school honours level band bothers me:
bullshit percussionists
i mean in some cultures ball tag is considered a form of greeting. forcefully punching the testicles of your fellow man brings great pleasure to some it seems. fact of the matter these shit-slinging half-tomato mongoloid motherfuckers fuck up the whole band experience for everyone. maybe it's just my band but i feel it's a phenomenon that happens in high school bands all around the world. hardly anyone in here takes it seriously, but the percussion is the worst. me? i never take anything seriously.

reason two high school honours level band annoys me:
the high woods section
in this i am including the Bb clarinets, flutes, and oboes. chances are all of these players are girls, and prissy as fuck with a holier than thou attitude. if you get a dude in the section, he's lithe, feminine, and thrown about as if their toy. it's pretty grotesque, seeing this sight of sheer and unadulterated torture.
i play the clarinet and i can hardly go a day without a bitch yelling at me because of a wrong note or a missed accidental. holy shit i missed a fucking note why can't i be perfect like you
fucking bitches

reason three high school honours level band annoys me:
it just does
that's all
it's just fucking annoying
and it needs to stop

that is my daily rant on my life please attend to your daily business